I guess this meets the minimum standards for being a usable product, but what is this shit in the description
Do you remember opening a Coke with your Grandpa’s bottle opener? His beautiful hunting rifle? The old fishing pole of your dad’s or the family silverware that’s been passed down for generations? These “forever objects” are still memorable to us because they helped foster those special moments with family and friends. Stout Bottle Opener is our continuation of that forgotten time where things were more permanent. A forever object, built to be a part of memories.
Imagine your favorite place to relax with friends. Where is that tree you build campfires by? Where do you go to relax on a sunny, summer Saturday? Where do you gather to watch a game? Stout belongs there.
Dude, it’s a bottle opener with two screw holes in it. Cool your jets