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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

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two cute guys from down the hall just knocked on my door asking if i had vanilla extract. i didnt have any, but i asked what they were making.

"banana bread. its hella good"

it’s 4 pm on a saturday and these guys are on a mission to try and make some banana bread.

i love college.

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Whenever i push my glasses on top of my head i feel like alex from oitnb

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my mom and my sister have shamelessly been using my netflix account so i finally made them a profile

my mom and my sister have shamelessly been using my netflix account so i finally made them a profile

spork:

Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?

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me at work

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bewareofmpreg:

Tomomi Kobayashi

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